Suzuki Swift Sport Goes To Mordor

Apparently Suzuki have made a deal to provide their Swift Sport to Mordor. Quite why the forces of the Dark Lord Sauron need a feisty little Japanese hatchback is beyond me, although I suppose they’d be able to outrun the horse-borne Riders of Rohan.

Sauron

Not sure what this chap wants with a Suzuki Swift Sport

The Swift Sport is a big favourite here at Driving Spirit and at £13,749 it’s also one of the most affordable warm hatches you can buy. The 2013 range has been tweaked with a new metallic colour, Boost Blue, to replace the red and a few spec changes, including LED brake light and driver’s window ‘auto up’ (it’s the little things that count).

What’s that? Not Mordor? More doors? Oh, I see. That makes more sense.

Now you can order the Swift Sport as a five-door at an extra cost of £500. That should make it appealing to a much wider audience … dark lords included.


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Author: Chris Auty

Voted the Breakthrough Blogger of 2013 by SEAT and the Guild of Motoring Writers , Chris has lived and breathed cars since he was old enough to say 'faster'. With a penchant for hot hatches and an allergy to public transport, he would much prefer to drive a bad car than never drive at all. Fortunately his family has learned to put up with this obsession and the internet has provided a channel for his ramblings.

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