This is possibly the most lame World Cup tie in I’ve seen this year, but if you’re the owner of a new-shape 3-door Vauxhall Corsa you can now visit your local dealer and decorate your car in England flags.
Don’t worry, the flags are relatively subtle and just the right side of tasteful. You can have side stripes stretching from the edge of the bonnet to the rear window and matching door mirror caps, both of which feature the red and white England flag. All yours for just £149.
Or you could go and get some of those plastic England flags to stick in your windows for £1 a piece.